Choosing a Wife
Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.Ikenna was impressed.
Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed.
Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.
He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on. Quality or quantity.
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3 comments:
if iam the man i will choose nneka
because she is the only one that can stress her self to make me happy irrespectives of whether now or later
i see..... birds of the same fedder...i mean ilamaf.....how can a responsible man or guy choose a woman with boobs that is stupidity...she is a woman that has no future nor plan ahead for herself and her husband, a woman with a bright future and intelligency, and she does not moved with things of the world......those woman that went ahead and bought cloth,gift will be of no good to that man, but the one that make use of the money invest in it, even have again and return the money back to the man, and has excess of gain... that is the kind of girls i will advice that man to marry......FIRST IMPRESSION LAST LONGER....those other woman has no future.....if i am that man i will go for NGOZI
The woman a man marries tells you everything about who the man his, in other word one can almost guess who the husband of a woman is among 10 men
Ikenna, is carnally minded
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